Most details of Evan’s early life are sketchy at best. It is believed that he is originally from Fairmont, however he disappeared as a youth after being caught by Fairmont PD running an illegal toddler fight club behind an elementary school. Evan was found floating face down in the river behind the lower parking lot behind Yan’s Hotdogs at age 20. Since then he has attempted to maintain his status as a full- time radio employee after obtaining a fake security card on the dark web. It has also been widely reported that, much like the Mothman, bad things happen after Evan sightings. Evan is nocturnal and is believed to sleep hanging upside down from the hours of 6am to 2pm. Evan isn’t all bad however, he and his heterosexual life partner AJ, can be found rounding up feral cats and giving them a home at their place. They are currently a family of 14 but looking to expand the clan.
You can listen to the nonsensical ramblings of Evan 7 to midnight on 94 Rock….
*Remember the first rule of Toddler Fight Club is…You don’t talk about Toddler Fight Club.
Here’s an actual representation of Evan thinking about cats.
…drawn by well renowned artist, Big Ric.